like a virgin, you're madonna

(Obesity & Speed dress, Dolce Vita wedges)

So it looks like Justin Bieber is taking over the world... I don't quite know how I feel about that.

paul the psychic octopus

(Black Milk cape, Jeffrey Campbell Exam wedges)

I enjoy the fact that I live in a world which can lay claim to a psychic octopus, and where lines like 'German fans sang anti-octopus songs' appear in newspapers. Alliterations like 'clairvoyant cephalopod' and 'mollusc medium' are just like the icing on top of a cake, of course. I mean, it's utterly deranged and extremely insane, AND I FUCKING LOVE IT.

sunday bathtime could take a while

(FINSK wedges, vintage sweater, American Apparel dress)

Gotta love FINSK shoes. If I had the option, I'd choose to die and be buried in them. And if I do happen to die in FINSK, it'd better damn well be in a fucking spectacular way (in a human cannonball performance gone tragically wrong, perhaps, and props if confetti and candy are involved), just so it'd make international headlines and everyone would go, "That's screwed up, how sa- OH WOW THOSE ARE SOME PRETTY AMAZING SHOES.".

from bangkok to calgary

(Vintage tee, Ksubi jeans, superfuckingawesome Jeffrey Campbell wedges which I probably could not live without)

Why yes, I enjoy wearing gargantuan shirts that engulf my frame and make me look like a five-year-old playing dress up. Why do you ask?

you were digging plants, i dug you

(Something Else wolf tee, Topshop sequin shorts, American Apparel socks, Illex Kinni wedges)

Hadn't indulged in Jose Cuervo in a while so we understandably went a little crazy and attacked some leaves. We also wore our sexypants because, you know, it'd be silly to be all up in nature's business in normal pants... Man it was a good day.